It’s time for another top 10 list

You are a bit too much like me if you've ever:

1. Bought a Frappuccino at the gas station, got your change but forgot the beverage at the register.
   
2. Given the pizza delivery driver his tip, then walk back to your apartment without the pizza.¹
   
3. Shut the door when leaving your office…when your officemates are still IN the office.
   
4. Locked your keys in your office…at 11pm on a Sunday.
   
5. Put laundry detergent and clothes into the washer and forgot to turn it on.
   
6. Never know what time it is; all of your clocks in your apartment and car are set ahead by various numbers of minutes as a way to trick yourself you're on time.²
   
7. Left your apartment at 11am when your office hours start at 11.³
   
8. Attempted to use your office key to unlock the bathroom door.⁴
   
9. Pressed 3 on the elevator when on the 3^rd floor and are puzzled when the door opens immediately and other occupants in the elevator are laughing at you.
   
10. Your clothes have ended up more wrinkled after you iron them than before.⁵
    

¹ The next time you order pizza, the same delivery driver comes to the door and laughs when he sees it is you.

² You are late anyway.

³ One could argue that getting to the office is an essential to having office hours and thus should count as such.

⁴ The bathroom door is always unlocked

⁵ Wrinkles were carefully ironed in. Doesn't effort count for something?