Friend: "what did you do last night?"
Me: "i did something crazy"
Friend: "what did you do?"
Me: "I graded papers until 3am"
Friend: "sounds like a crazy nite"
Me: "Oh yeah! The stapler, the white-out, the red pen, and a whole bunch of paper clips; all of the cool office supplies were there! Except the 3-hole punch; his schedule was jammed. Didn't need him anyway."
Friend: "U crazy"
Me: "Well at least I haven't named my stapler or anything. I would name him Butch, but he's not that strong – can't take more than 20 sheets at a time. I may dump him soon tho, for one that can take 50. I would name that one Butch".
Friend: "Wow. Should I be nervous or scared?
Me: "See where 9.5 years of post-secondary education gets you?"
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